Greetings and Salutations on a new year. Now for those
tuning in maybe hoping to find the latest diet or so such or maybe something
about losing 60lbs and discovering the secret of the kale and quinoa enema,
switch off now….seriously this is not that.
This is just some shit that happened that put the gears into
thought mode….the steam of industry is pouring out of my ears. So I was in
Tooting a few days ago, picking up bits for my dreads when I spotted this woman
across the road with the usual pamphlet. I marked her and tried to take the
best route to avoid her but ended up in the rush almost running slap bang into
her, “Would you like to talk about Jesus?” I was silent, I really was not in
the mood to issue my favourite killing words that day and my religious rants are
infamous, long and harsh (Full disclosure: I'm a pagan, raised a Methodist and
through a lot of introspection and education chose paganism from about age 20).
Unfortunately,
this lady was not going to accept my silence, “Do you want to hear more about
or Lord and Saviour Jesus” Now here I wanted to for laughs, respond with the
sacred words a very good friend told me, “No but would you like to hear about
my Lord and Saviour, Cthulhu?” But it was wet, I was cold and I really wanted
to play Halo and drink Cherry Brandy, so I just said, “Nope!” in a sarccy and
abrupt way. I should mention that all of this happened while I was still
walking. At that she belts out, “Well he saved my life and maybe if you knew
him you would be happier!” Now there were several
scenarios that ran in my head at that point. Instinctually I was almost moved
to cuss her into non-existence, coupled with a righteous right hand upper cut
asking her is Jesus saw that coming, shouting rage and annoyance, but I kept on
walking and by the time I was scanning my oyster, I saw it for the ruse that it
was; a play to get me to stop and justify myself to this random woman.
And you are made to feel weird if you don’t join in, “What’s your resolution? How is it going? Have you broken it yet? Are you doing Dry January?” It’s continuous against the sharpened blade of those lovely numbers 01-01. I’ve taken to responding with such things as, “Nah, but are you doing Minge March?” which I must say has garnered a merriment of confused eyebrows. But the truth is that from what I can see, it all amounts to the premise that you cannot be happy in the skin and mind you are in and changes must be made because…the numbers say 01-01 goddamnit!
Now I am all for the folks who want to make positive changes in their life, to their health and to their mind etc, what I don’t like is the idea that you need to externally justify your happiness using someone else’s tickbox. Also who said we had to be happy all the time? Humans are complicated and our brains ever more so, there are peaks and troughs in all. I remember when my daughter was smaller people used to say to me to love everyday, especially because some people aren’t as lucky as me to have kids. Talk about pressure! Because some people can’t or don’t want to have kids I have to face every nappy with a grin, every but of manipulation, late night crying, tantrums, fevers, general rudeness, trips to A&E, dyslexia, school applications and dodgy friend choices like Doris Day. Err no blud, bun that! I don’t have to. And the same applies in this case. I’m not entitled to be happy all the time, none of us are. It sucks. However I find that being on a level is cool.
Not miserable, not happy just cool.
We’re not children. There came a point when I told my daughter that I cannot make her happy all the time, that was not how the game went. That she would have to make herself content, just chilled out not deliriously happy all the time. For me it grants perspective, it gives me appreciation to just dwell in the mists of alright. It doesn’t mean that my aspirations are any lower or my drive stops. I exercise because I want to keep my heart healthy and my limbs as active as possible and I happen to like a bit of Chalean and Cize. I eat well and enjoy the sensation and after a life of battling fucked up lessons about food, I enjoy each morsel and cook with love. I read voraciously because I always have and don’t find it a chore, I've committed to completing more projects but not out of some resolution, out of a want to improve myself and chill in my alright times. So when the gloom comes and sometimes it does rain down hard and heavy, I can pick up and find the pieces and get back to alright which tends to lead to happy.
“Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I'm kind of an asshole.” – Louis C.K.
So what am I saying? I'm saying do you. Or don’t it’s really down to you but hey thanks for taking the time to read these words on a cold day. I won’t wish you the best in your resolutions but I will wish you the best in your life endeavours, each day, Every damn day.
Nicely said
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ReplyDeleteGood job sis
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